Dateline-Bayonne Nj-(Reutersnewsfeed)-
The mexican milita, aided by unknown merceneary anmed ucarr,has apprehended their most notorious enemy to date, the dreaded arrfdude. Arrfdude had been toying with mexicos finest women, ripping their personal information from the heart of the net. This drove the mexican economy into a severe recession due to lack of celebrity exposure.
Long time mercenary ucarr swore to track down the relentless arrdude and finally cornered him in a shaty shack on the lower easy end of Bayonne Nj. One reporte was on the scene for the only quote uttered from the arrfers mouth,perez hilton, when asked why he targeted the mexican govt via celebrities arrf replied"it wasn't me"